SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ~*~ misa.beauty

▓ ✎ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ✎ ▓

Misa in a red Santa hat photographed close up from above, mouth wide open showing her teeth, looking up at the camera — My face when somebody signs it.

Hello and welcome to the guestbook portion of my website. This is where you — the visitor — get to tell me things.

Please note: I cannot read. I am a dog. Mommy reads them to me in a voice, and if the message is nice she does a special extra-pleased voice, and my tail goes, and honestly that is the best part of my entire week. So make it good.

▸ RECENT SIGNATURES

MOMMY — today who's a good girl. who is. it's you. it's always been you.

DADDY — today Misa I've read your website. The run was 20 minutes. You slept for nine hours afterwards. Also you are not starving, you had dinner, I was there.

MISA — today the above entry is unverified and I would like it removed

THE CAT — yesterday .

THE POODLE — yesterday I was on the blanket first.

MISA — yesterday SHE HAS BEEN ON THE BLANKET FIRST FOR SIX YEARS. at some point that stops being “first” and starts being a residency

THE POODLE — yesterday I don’t want to talk about it.

MOMMY — last week Misa you looked beautiful in the veil and you are going to be at the wedding and yes there will be food. Please stop asking the guests.

MISA — last week ★ CONFIRMED IN WRITING ★ there will be food ★ I am framing this entry ★

BAILEY (golden retriever, 4) — last week hi misa!!! cool site!!! i also love food!!! i love ALL of it!!! do u ever get a whole entire piece of chicken?? i got one once. i think about it every day

MR. HEDGEHOG — last week please

a person who found this by accident — last week I was searching for something else entirely and I have now read this whole website. I don't have a dog. I'm thinking about getting a dog.

WEBMASTER@DOGRING.NET — last month Your site has been APPROVED for the Dogs Of The Web Ring! Please add our banner to your page. Congratulations and happy surfing!! 🐾

GRANDMA — last month I gave her a little bit of chicken when nobody was looking. Don't tell your father.

MISA — last month ★★★★★ BEST EMPLOYEE. see, THIS is what I'm talking about. this is the standard.

A SQUIRREL — last month we both know what you did

BROWN TRUCK MAN — never (this entry has not been left. he has never left one. six years.)

Misa lying sphinx-style on a white towel-covered lounge chair on a wooden deck with a black cat curled against her shoulder, both looking at the camera — Management reviewing your submissions. (She is not management. I am management.)

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