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THE BROWN TRUCK MAN ★ VIDEO ★

posted by MISA ✿ 2:20 PM ✿ mood: on duty ✿ snacks received: 0

Here is real footage of me performing my job. ★ RealPlayer not required ★

Inspecting the brown truck. Wet day. Full security sweep. Unpaid.

A large brown truck comes to my property. A man gets out of it. He carries boxes. Boxes could contain anything — and I do mean anything — and it is my duty to be present, to supervise, and to make my availability extremely clear.

I have done this every single time for years. He has never once brought me a snack. Not one. I keep showing up because I am a professional, but I want it noted publicly that the arrangement is one-sided.