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Misa trotting up a garden path in warm backlight carrying a torn-open Organic Valley milk carton sideways in her mouth

THE MILK INCIDENT: A STATEMENT posted August 12, 2026 · food · crime I would like to address the rumours circulating in this household. Yes, that is me. Yes, that is the milk. But consider the full context.

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✿ WHO IS MISA ✿

Hello. I am Misa. I am a chocolate labrador. This is my official author photo.

Breed: chocolate labrador
Job: the couch
Loves: food, walks, cold air
Hates: heat, running, the concept of "later"
Owns: one stick, one hedgehog, one couch, two people
Employs: one cat (associate)
Tolerates: one poodle (sister)
Best friend: Willow (visits)

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