I FOUND A STICK & IT IS MINE NOW
THIS is a walk. Look at me. Look at my face. Look at the stick.
Nobody threw this stick. Nobody gave me this stick. I located it independently, in the wild, using my own nose and my own excellent judgment, and I carried it for one full mile while my parents said "she's not going to drop that, is she" in the tone people use when they already know the answer.
I wore my pink bandana for this. I want to be clear that I did not choose the bandana, but I have reviewed the photographic evidence and I do think it works.